All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.
I just got an internship at Google then hired.
I investigate crime scenes? Cool!
I am Iron Man
i seek the holy grail
Ok so like, it’s either a porn star, or being a God.
I get to be a heroic sexy cowboy (Clint Eastwood)